What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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