No, you can still breathe under the balls.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Randomize