JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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