That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
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