That's intense
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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