Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
you traded sex for a burrito?
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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