Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
i out mim tonsoeep
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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