im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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