So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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