Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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