I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I need a burrito and a hug.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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