its not stalking. its research.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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