i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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