she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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