Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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