I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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