Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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