was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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