he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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