2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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