Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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