I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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