I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Success! We fucked roommates!
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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