And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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