bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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