Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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