all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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