Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Everything about him screamed your future.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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