i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Hippo gnu deer
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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