i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
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