Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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