we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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