like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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