Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I will pee on everything he values.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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