after a month anything with tits is on the radar
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Randomize
