she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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