she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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