I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
You made out with two different species that night
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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