I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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