I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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