return my video game
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
whose parrot is this?
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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