People with herpes should wear stickers.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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