what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Come share oat with me in your robe
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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