Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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