he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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