No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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