i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Randomize
