is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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