Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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