It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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